I shit...

my pants once, by accident

got a mate who did that at a party once so we made him sleep in the garden all night, lets just say he was fucked in the morning lol

i once wanted to fart, but then i realsided it was a very wet one

Umm..

At 17 I went to a party at a friends farm. I got very drunk and ended up fighting - very typical of me in that period. Last thing I do remember is climbing into the barn to go to the bath room....

Anyhoo when I got howm the day after - I noticed something in me pants. I dont remember getting home though but I stank like death warmed up I can tell you.


Embarrassing!


*coughs*

You boys have issues

lol you lot need a butt plug like

and you do need help, but i sense a problem when the "emotional adviser" is the most fucked up person out of us all haha

Which does question me this, why was'nt this part of the forum agreed by SBHQ and processed like all the other GOOD things we try to do...

There are exceptions of course and this is not my doing, I can vouch for that at least to my own word.

But yeah, drinking way beyond normal does mean your normal functions come into question, well for me and many other alcholics.

Anyway I like girls who like butt plugs - or so I have learned, I once had a GF who loved em!!!

If a shoe fits...



lolz


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well i guess we all have a disturbed side to our personality...

And that's the way the cookie crumbles...

I was joking but if your all shitting your pants their must be something good and comforting abut it. Im gonna give it a go.

UnderclassedHERO wrote:

I was joking but if your all shitting your pants their must be something good and comforting abut it. Im gonna give it a go.

let us know what u think of it...

lol thx Hero.

can u privately send me a PM next time and giv maj a heads upz - I hate embarrasing meself in front of all these lovely lovely people.!



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