Recent Problems

Recently at a visit to the doctors i was diagnosed with the very rare strain of asperges syndrome called ass-burgers syndrome this is causing a nightmare to my life as the effects of the syndrome include the uncanny ability to withdraw burgers from my ass and other fast food items at a push

Was just wondering if this disease was triggered during my child hood when my dad used to discipline me with what he called his 3rd leg although i never managed to ever see this mutation as I was always punished during the dark, at first it hurt until my hole became "good and loose" (according to my dad). I want to know if this common style of parenting has caused me this syndrome...

Well youve come to the right place. I must say that from the moment we met I knew you was special. You have a rare ability and even though you think the way your dad has mentored you sexually is 'common', is a cause for concern. This behaviour towards your children may prepare them for the evils of this world and is a harsh lesson.
As for you ass-burgers syndrome, may I suggest a career in amensty international. Im sure there would be thousands of children all across the world from your condition. The ability to produce food at any given moment would be a bonus. You could solve world poverty. Every cloud has its silver lining.

ive heard of this special syndrome!

is it true you can produce different types of burgers aswell??

id have a chicken royale if your offering

Its ok i have planned the rest of my life.....

Britans Got talent 2010 is mine with my remarkable ability im bound to win along side the sob story of my syndrome (Susan Boyle eat your heart out)

From there i will release a worldwide opera tour and album where i will retire to open a small fast food restaurant in manchester

and what will your fast food resteraunt be called?

fASSt finlay's

could i be the retard on the tills?

can i have extra cheese on my burger?

sauron the only cheese I can produce is bell cheese hope that can do...

smells abit fishy to me fin

Finlay wrote:

sauron the only cheese I can produce is bell cheese hope that can do...

well i suppose the sauce will make everything all right

Neall- wrote:

smells abit fishy to me fin

can finlay produce fishburgers?

SICKO ALERT..!

DONT READ THIS SHIT - ITS SICK!


lolz

well i dont understand very well u post finlay but i will tell u a thing..
my grandfather my uncle and MY MOTHER are very ill and im not in a good situation right now..
so if u need to talk with someone here im

insanity__1 wrote:

well i dont understand very well u post finlay but i will tell u a thing..
my grandfather my uncle and MY MOTHER are very ill and im not in a good situation right now..
so if u need to talk with someone here im

im sorry to hear that insanity

i hope they get well soon

Yeah man - lets hope everyone get better.

Finlay - do you do spare ribs..?

mc
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lol maj!! Marilyn Manson style???