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Knoxy_
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|  Subject: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:14 pm | |
| ENJOY !
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
]The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her
Why did clinton gonna lose the election?
Cause she is a woman
What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
made the chain too long.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why dont women have a penis?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Slap her.
What do you do if your washing machine breaks down?
Slap her to. | |
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MajorCensus
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:25 pm | |
| What do you do if your woman complains...? Errm,,, whats your cock doing out of her mouth...???? wtf....!!!!! sry  | |
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willisx2c
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Location : Croydon UK
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:28 pm | |
| you missed an important one...
Q: Why do women have small feet...?
A: So they can get close to the sink...! | |
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Inothep
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:24 am | |
| OMG, sexiest  LoL | |
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Knoxy_
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:38 am | |
| ohhh sorri..............ino did i offend u  LOLAGE | |
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Inothep
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Angmar
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Neall-
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:40 am | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:46 am | |
| lmfao how ever, ever goes out with you knox, is a very luck women  good jokes delta_ |
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Neall-
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:36 am | |
| lol return of the spam bot delta!!! | |
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Angmar
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:59 am | |
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Angmar
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Knoxy_
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:06 am | |
| - delta_ wrote:
- lmfao
how ever, ever goes out with you knox, is a very luck women
good jokes
delta_ I thought u were english delta! and this meks no sense 'how ever, ever goes out with you knox, is a very luck women' lol | |
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Snake
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| | Subject: Re: SEXIST JOKES - ROCK ON :) Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:41 am | |
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Better than the 'kitchen'-jokes 