Hey I hurt my neck by looking at the sky all day - got told off at work too..!
Seriously I saw a light right.... Way up in the sky too... Thought this is it - thats them - they are here..! Woot, after getting everyones attention and creating a large crowd, jumped onto a table to make a performance ( the light in the sky was getting bigger man) and I went into full swing and started my scripters of yee olde world order and how thy world will end, bla bla bla, etc etc etc ( 5 mins max)..!
Turns out to be a fookin Cargo plane - how embarrassin bro..!
Dude I got slammed and ended up running off to escape the gang by dashin into the girls toilets..!! Pheww..!!! Lucky there was only two lesbos in there
, so its did'nt turn out too bad afterall. Not quite what I had in mind but hey when ya on the run, run..!
SO yeah I had my hopes up high too... Dam Aussie bullshitting wankshafts of shite..!
maj
PS: Lolled at Bergys Zen animal idea.. lolz
Subject: Majors coming... 
